Trolling the headlines of the Inqy this morning... and I couldn't be more entertained. Compare the tone of this piece (which got top billing), with this one, which led the "latest news" category.
Yes, that first story is totally nuts, but the second is pure comedy gold.
As for a creative solution to end subway violence, um... well... hire Hellboy?
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Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Great news!
There's approximately 68,000 fewer assholes around today!
That's right - Philly lost that many people between 2000 and 2007, a drop second only to New Orleans. Which really isn't fair - that's like awarding MLB rookie of the year to a Japanese player in his 30s. Thus, I say we're the real #1 here.
I'm still a far cry from living George Carlin's dream of living on the beach, so "that way you're only surrounded by assholes on three sides," but still, today is a good day. 68,000 down, only 1,449,632 to go!
That's right - Philly lost that many people between 2000 and 2007, a drop second only to New Orleans. Which really isn't fair - that's like awarding MLB rookie of the year to a Japanese player in his 30s. Thus, I say we're the real #1 here.
I'm still a far cry from living George Carlin's dream of living on the beach, so "that way you're only surrounded by assholes on three sides," but still, today is a good day. 68,000 down, only 1,449,632 to go!
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