Guns Guns Guns

Noting today's historic Supreme Court ruling, the first ruling on the right to gun ownership since the 1700s:

Scalia noted that the handgun is Americans' preferred weapon of self-defense in part because "it can be pointed at a burglar with one hand while the other hand dials the police."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080626/ap_on_go_su_co/scotus_guns

In a parallel finding, the middle finger is Alex's preferred weapon of Scalia-disdain in part because "it can be waved at a dipshit with one hand while the other hand fingers his wife"