Ahem

Good afternoon, Governor Haley Barbour, you utter and complete fucking prick. You are a swine, a fascist, racist, pigheaded sonofabitch without the slightest inkling of a moral center.

Go fuck yourself with a rusty meathook, you shitstain on the tighty whiteys of Democracy.

Thank you for your time.

Hey hey! House of Joy!

Ok. Let’s begin with a quick aside: I spend WAY too much time perusing gossip news sites like The Smoking Gun. Most of the time, my searches end in disappointment, and an existential feeling of emptiness and guilt at time lost.

This is NOT one of those times.

Make sure you watch the video (safe for work)… it’s 4:25 of serious schadenfreude.

Side note – if you check out the bottom of page 6 to the top of page 7, you’ll note that this guy’s wife performs as a clown named “Smilee”. You can’t make this stuff up.