Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Statement of Purpose

Vote or die, motherfuckers.

"CHIN UP.
We’re smarter than those motherfuckers.
We can learn more quickly than those motherfuckers.
We can be more ruthless than those motherfuckers.
We can be some six-million-dollar motherfuckers ourselves.

Chin up.
We’re more American than those motherfuckers.
We’re more responsible than those motherfuckers.
We’re more compassionate than those motherfuckers.
Hell, our atheists are more Christian than their Bible-thumpin’ motherfuckers.

There’s an election in two years (make that TODAY).
There’s nothing we can’t do.
Chin up.
Because it’s on, motherfuckers.
It is on.

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